These certainly would be nontraditional Christmas card, but wouldn't your friends get a laugh. I just had to add these bad girls and their funny sayings to my tattoo girl postcards. Here's one for either side in a divorce. I can think of a few I would like to yell this to!!!
Here is one for the woman with the sexually challenged man...minus the romance for sure.
Honey, if I had 4 martinis I would be in the bathroom. But doesn't Dorothy Parker say it so well? Do you know anyone this may pertain too, or would be funny just to send it to.
Well, it is an old saying, but after a certain age, we ladies know it is true!
To purchase these and other fun cards...see my site: quiltingcafe.etsy.com
Here is one for the woman with the sexually challenged man...minus the romance for sure.
Honey, if I had 4 martinis I would be in the bathroom. But doesn't Dorothy Parker say it so well? Do you know anyone this may pertain too, or would be funny just to send it to.
Well, it is an old saying, but after a certain age, we ladies know it is true! 
To purchase these and other fun cards...see my site: quiltingcafe.etsy.com
